My Favorite Anime Quotes

I’ve wanted to make a list of my favorite quotes for a long time now, and this lazy Saturday afternoon is the perfect time to do so! (I’m not going to mention that I just got off work…) Anywho, here’s my completely random, unordered list of favorite anime quotes:

My Favorite Anime Quotes

“Pedro’s tears are once again flowing like waterfalls!”

~Pedro, Excel Saga

“Trash gets treated like trash.”

~Ulquiorra, Bleach

“I will now buy something so expensive, it will make going out of business impossible! Here– take all of my hard-earned money bills!”

~Keroro dressed in a weird “man-suit”, SGT. Frog

“You give me no choice but to kill your face!”

~Giroro, SGT. Frog

“To! To! Ro!”

~Totoro, My Neighbor Totoro

“Under this mask… is another mask!”

~Kakashi, Naruto

“Look at my eyes, Faye. One of them is a fake because I lost it in an accident. Since then, I’ve been seeing the past in one eye and the present in the other. So, I thought I could only see patches of reality, never the whole picture. I felt like I was watching a dream I could never wake up from. Before I knew it, the dream was over.”

~Spike, Cowboy Bebop

“If living means bowing down to the likes of you bastards, I’d rather die on my feet with my head held high.”

~Mugen, Samurai Champloo

“To truly love someone, is to always put their feelings before your own…no matter what.”

~Saki Hanajima, Fruits Basket

“Who are you calling so small you wanna crush like an ant?!”
“WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT THAT YOU CAN’T EVEN SEE THEM WITH A MAGNIFYING GLASS?!”

~Ed, FMA

“FOOL!”
“No. 001: My mornings start off with a cup of coffee with cream.”
“No. 022: On a refreshing morning, start out with a refreshing greeting.”
“No. 057: Always place a dehumidifier in your room.”
“No. 058: Never talk to me when I’m humming to myself.”
“No. 075: Celebrate Excalibur’s birthday in grand-style*”
“No. 202: Only the finest toilet is acceptable.”
“No. 278: Never put carrots in my meals.”
“No. 452: You must attend my 5 hour story telling party.”
“No. 573: Always walk 3 steps behind me.”
“No. 667: You must praise Excalibur at all times.”
“No. 778: Never mail your mail without the proper postage.”
“No. 998: When you order a package for home delivery, you must always use cash on delivery.”
(*Every day is considered to be his birthday, thus this task must be performed daily.)

~Excalibur, Soul Eater

“The only thing you can change about the past is how you feel about it in the present.”

~Lockon Stratos, Mobile Suit Gundam 00

“And I’m known for my bullets never missing their mark. Especially if it’s the heart of a beautiful lady. BANG!”

~Vash the Stampede, Trigun

“I am not the one at fault; the world is.”

~Lelouch Lamperouge, Code Geass

I had to stop myself, because I could go on forever XD What are your favorite anime quotes?